funny looks

Friday, March 6, 2009

You know that look, the one where you're in the store shopping - say, like a Target somewhere, like at the District in South Jordan - and you're minding own business in the baby section, but everyone is pulling that 180 degree head turn to see what in the world your doing.

You know what I am talking about, right? The one eyebrow raised like it thinks the eyeball stinks really bad or something. The other one scrunched down like its no longer wants to reside anywhere hear the forehead. The eyes focused in, pupils widening to make sure sufficient light is drawn in, as those same eyes try to look away in decency and respect, but can't due to the sheer oddity and absurdness of what they are seeing. Are ya with me on this? Do you know the look I am talking about? 

Well, just for the record if any of you men out there expect to one day visit a Target to purchase the much needed breast pump for your wife and baby - take them with you, it looks a little odd to be a lone male standing inquisitively in the bottle and breast pump aisle inspecting each brand and type of pump with utmost precision and accuracy to ensure the most efficient product is purchased. Its okay with video games, its expected. Its okay with cars, its needed. It is not okay with breast pumps, apparently... its a little weird.

2 comments:

Adrienne said...

I think I peed a little! That was a funny post! I can just imagine Kelly in the breast pump aisle at the store...HA HA HA!! So, what did you decide on breast pumps?! There's so many to choose from!

Aunt Pat said...

I can just imagine! But in this day of 'enlightnment' you would think that people would get 'it'! too bad you didn't have the camera to get photos of them... or better yet that would be a great candid camera bit!